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The Record For The Most Children Born To One Woman Is 'DRUM ROLL'........ 69

Today I found out that the record for the most babies born to one woman is 69.  Yes, you read that correctly 69!

Who was this amazing woman with apparently a womb of steel and a vagina her husband just couldn’t say no too?  We don’t really know. (anti-climactic I know)  Her husband is the one who’s name has lived on because of her crazy baby making skills. (feminists of the world unite!)  She was the first wife of Feodor Vassilyev a peasant from Shuya, Russia who lived from 1707-1782.   We can only speculate how many fire safety ordinances he violated by housing all his progeny in his little peasant sized hovel.  Presumably, at some point they also had to choose to feed on the weak ones in order to provide food for the strong.

How did she manage this feat given most women only have about 30-ish years of baby making ability?  She gave birth to sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets, and four sets of quadruplets; so basically a veritable baby making factory who scoffs at “one at a timing” it.  Amazingly, 67 of her children survived infancy.  No word on whether either of her breasts could say the same.

Now, let’s just take a step back here.  She was the “first wife” of Feodor Vassilyev.  Seeming to imply he married again; polygamy was not generally practiced at that time in Russia.  So we can assume he was only married to one lady at a time.  So this guy goes out; shuns wearing tighty whities (presumably); gets married; invests all his money in a baby naming book; then apparently takes every second his wife isn’t pregnant as a personal affront to his manhood; then she presumably kills herself (I mean really, wouldn’t you?) and he then somehow manages to swindle another woman into wanting to be his wife and take on raising his kids?  Can you imagine remembering all 67 of their names?  Especially considering that woman would also need to deal with the fact that they came in identical sets.  I don’t know about you, but my parents have to go through every one of my siblings names before they can correctly say mine when they want to get my attention.  That must have taken forever in that family.

Then of course, after old Feodor Vassilyev swindles her into becoming his second wife, he presumably decided to use her vagina as a clown car too. *shudders*

The really amazing thing of it is that with the 67 surviving kids, if each of them had 2 kids (a low number for back then, but we’ll be conservative here) and each of their kids had 2 kids and so on, and we assume about 25-ish years between generations.  Then this couple currently has around 70,000 descendants!

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Comment by O.N.E. on October 10, 2011 at 2:18pm

 

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Comment by JamRockLady on October 5, 2011 at 8:30am
@BIG F*...yes, I know all you stated is true, especially about poor record keeping back then.

No one is trying to argue with you. You first addressed me and I provided you with the answer, that's all.

Yes, females by nature, can have a baby anytime/anywhere, without advance medical techniques/technology.

My point is about the authenticity/truthfulness of this "story", regardless of the fact that it's been around for years. As I stated, it's a lie that was repeated over and over again until folks actually started to believe it.

Urban myth is all this is. Plain and simple.
Comment by BIG F* on October 5, 2011 at 2:26am
@ JAMROCKLADY, I WAS JUST REPLYING TO WHAT YOU HAD SAID ABOUT THE ADVANCED MEDICAL TECHNIQUES AND NOT HEARING ABOUT IT UNTIL JUST NOW. I WANTED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT AT ONE TIME THERE WAS NO TECHNIQUE TO CHILD BIRTH WHICH IT WASN'T. WHEN YOU HAD A BABY BACK THEN, YOU JUST HAD A BABY WHEN EVER AND WHERE EVER, NOW MOST PEOPLE GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE THERE BABY AND  THEY IS KIND OF READY FOR ANY PROBLEMS THAT MAY OCCURS. I ALSO WANTED YOU TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND THAT THIS STORY HAD BEEN TALKED ABOUT YEARS AGO BEFORE NOW RATHER IT'S A LIE OR NOT. NOT ONE TIME DID I ARGUE WITH YOU THAT THIS STORY WAS TRUE OR FALSE. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, ANYTHING THAT YOU HEAR ABOUT IS UP TO YOU TO BELIEVE OR NOT TO BELIEVE ESPECIALLY FROM BACK IN THEM TIMES. HOW OFFTEN WAS RECORDS KEPT BACK THEN? REMEMBER WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A VERY LONG TIME AGO, BACK THEN AMERICAN DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL PRESIDENT YET. A LOT OF THE STORIES WE HEAR ABOUT NOW FROM BACK THEN IS MOSTLY BY WORD OF MOUTH, SO RATHER YOU READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK, SEE IT ON TV, OR OVER THE INTERNET MOST LIKELY IT'S BY WORD OF MOUTH. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CALL THEM SELF SCIENCTIST WHO GO OUT AND TRY TO FIND THINGS OUT BUT REALLY THEY ARE THE BIGGEST LIARS OUT HERE!!!
Comment by JamRockLady on October 4, 2011 at 9:32am

@BIG F*....so Guinness Book of World Records and the internet credible sources??? I think not. Most lies are told in that book and on the web.

Even I know that to trust the world wide web. I sometime quote fact(s) found on the web, ONLY AFTER searching MANY offline books and other credible offline sources, and only to prove a point or to corroborate the facts I post.

Remember; the rule of propaganda is repetition. A lie told over and over again becomes believable after a while. This is typical demon lies. These same demons also told you a brown man in some middle eastern country caused 9/11, that the U.S. actually landed on the moon in 1960's, soy/soya is a healty alternative to milk (it's not) and that smoking was good for you (in 1960's ads):



As I stated before: ask critical questions, use your logic and deductive reasoning, when it comes to this "STORY", and you will find, the only logical conclusion is that, it's one big lie. Don't be so gullible friend.

Comment by BIG F* on October 4, 2011 at 3:53am
@ JAMROCKLADY, I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE AND I UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM WITH THE ADVANCED MEDICAL TECHNIQUES, BUT WHAT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND IS THAT AT ONE TIME THERE WAS NO TECHNIQUE AT ALL TO GIVING BIRTH. BUT LIKE ALL STORIES YOU GOT TO DO SOME LOOKING INTO AND I FOUND OUT THAT THEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS STORY ON THE INTERNET FOR MANY YEARS. THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS TALKED ABOUT IT BACK IN 2004. BUT IF YOU GOOGLE HER NAME YOU WILL SEE THAT THEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR A VERY LONG TIME. THIS JUST THE FIRST TIME WE HEARD ABOUT IT ON HERE, ON THIS SITE. THAT IS A LOT OF KIDS, IT'S HARD TO RAISE TWO NOW, I KNOW IT WAS CRAZY TO RAISE 67 BACK IN THE 1700's. I KNOW HE BETTER BE LUCKY THAT WAS THE 1700's IN RUSSIA AND NOT 2011 IN THE UNITED STATES CAUSE CHILD SUPPORT WOULD BE ALL OVER HIS ASS LIKE FLIES ON S***!!!
Comment by dao on October 3, 2011 at 5:17am
must be beat
Comment by Baku on October 1, 2011 at 3:55pm
I'll bet dollars to doughnuts all of them weren't HIS!!!!!
Comment by Nicole Marcelle on October 1, 2011 at 10:21am
@ JamRockLady. I agree ah dam lie!!!!!!
Comment by JamRockLady on October 1, 2011 at 1:36am

This is a bold face lie.  Let ask critical questions here, use logic and deductive reasoning:

  1. In 1707 many women died during child birth.  (By, of before, her fifth or sixth multiple birth, and taking into account the fact that they didn't have the advanced medical techniques to make childbirth easier/safer as we do today, this woman would have croaked)
  2. If this were true, why are we just hearing about his now? Europeans are boastful.  If this were true, this would have been in textbooks, museums, have it's own made-for-TV movie, streets named after this woman, statues and so on...
  3. Were is a sketch picture of this woman? They had them in those days.  Where are they?
  4. She had 69 children and ONLY 2 DIED (and the era was the 1700's)???  67 siblings lived long, healthy lives Russia, in the 1700's???  Come on son!

This was an amusing fairy tale to read though.  Full of jokes (as well as full of "other things"). SMH.

Comment by Jen on October 1, 2011 at 12:07am
Junglis I stand corrected.."Belly blowing". Lol

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