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A vine producing penis-shaped passion fruit has been discovered by a gardener in the Brazilian city of San Jose de Ribamar, in the country’s north. Normally round, the fruit is native to South America and its tart pulp can be found flavoring everything from sweet desserts to caipirinhas, the Brazilian national cocktail. Although none of the penis-shaped variety are ripe yet, the woman who grew them, Maria Rodrigues de Aguiar Farias, 53, told the news site G1 so many visitors want to see the plants that she’s started charging admission. “I charge two reals to look, 15 for taking photographs, and 20 to shoot video,” she said. (That’s a little over $1 to see, $9 for a snapshot and $12 for video).
Oh Maria you old whore you. There are women worldwide with gross, white, withered cucumbers who would kill for this. After years of getting on your knees for Brazilian Jesus your prayers were finally answered. Dick fruit. Just mounds and mounds of dick fruit. And look at how happy its made you! Just cashing in like the penis passion fruit queen of the universe. Charging 9 bucks to take a picture of the dick fruit? Marketing genius.
Brazil: where everything is more sexual.