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Local resident Jeffrey Knutson, 34, was all set to commit suicide this week, until he learned of Lindsay Lohan’s deal to pose nude for Playboy.
“I had the pills on the table,” said Knutson. “I was literally doing the final edits on my suicide note in Google Docs.”
According to Knutson, confirmation of Lohan’s photo shoot appeared in his RSS feed while he was proofreading what was supposed to be his last email ever. He was looking for synonyms on thesaurus.com when the news broke.
“There’s been rumours about her doing this for a long time,” said Knutson. “But when her mom confirmed it on TMZ, I knew it was for real. I just couldn’t miss it.”
kmt.....after seeing her in the nude,still going to do it????
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